Stop resisting!!!
— Every episode of Cops
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. — Macbeth-Act V, Scene V
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. — Macbeth-Act V, Scene V
I still believe
In the saints
Yeah in Jerry Lee and Johnny and all the greats
I still believe
In the sound
That has the power to raise a temple and tear it down
I still believe
In the need
For guitars and drums and desperate poetry
I still believe
That everyone
Can find a song for every time they’ve lost and every time they’ve won
Just remember folks we’re not just saving lives, we’re saving souls
We’re having fun
I’m going to do everything I can to be a success and it’s ridiculous to be afraid of that. It’s easy to do this, you just have to keep perspective and stay away from things that make you a mess and ruin your career. Just don’t be a jerk, don’t take drugs, don’t sleep with lots of chicks, don’t stay out until four in the morning. Very simple.
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If I ever leave this world alive
The madness that you feel will soon subside
So in a word don’t shed a tear
I’ll be here when it all gets weird
If I ever leave this world alive — Flogging Molly
The madness that you feel will soon subside
So in a word don’t shed a tear
I’ll be here when it all gets weird
If I ever leave this world alive — Flogging Molly
A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct.
— Dune
In Scotland, New Year’s is called Hogmanay. And it is a time when people who can inspire awe in the IRISH for the amount of ALCOHOL that they drink decide to RAMP IT UP a notch.
— Craig Ferguson on New Year’s in Scotland
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
— Eddie Izzard
We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. “I claim India for Britain!” They’re going “You can’t claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!” “Do you have a flag …? “What? We don’t need a flag, this is our home, you bastards” “No flag, No Country, You can’t have one! Those are the rules… that I just made up!…and I’m backing it up with this gun, that was lent to me from the National Rifle Association.
— Eddie Izzard-The cunning use of flags
